meladoodle:

wow sir… this resume.. is amazing. i didn’t even know you could get a pHD for being a babe magnet… hired.

(via king--boob)

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rebelarmynightwing:

as-thin-as-fuck:

untexting:

Does anyone else get those random rushes of motivation like, “I’m gonna be so fucking successful dammit, watch me”

how do you make them last for more than 4 hours?

4 hours wtf how do you make them last longer than 20 minutes

(via giggle)

basicallybeesus:

officialunitedstates:

FACT OF THE DAY:  the reason why you can’t dig a hole through the earth and come up on the other side is because your shovel would melt. that’s it.  that’s the only reason.

what if you bring a second shovel that you put in the fridge beforehand to make it cold

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